Wednesday, July 23, 2008

It's a Wonder Steve Jobs Doesn't Throttle People

Steve Jobs: 'We don't have 3G because it would drain the battery too much.'
People: 'We don't care, we want 3G yesterday!'
Steve Jobs: 'Alright already, here's your 3G'
People: 'The battery life sucks!'

Steve Jobs: 'Applications will be web based only to ensure stability'
People: 'No! We want native apps, give us an SDK!'
Steve Jobs: 'Alright already, here's your SDK'
People: 'My apps keep crashing my phone! This thing sucks!'

Do you think Steve Jobs would ever just like to reach out and choke people and say, 'I told you so, you nit-wit!'?

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